missmurchison
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About this journal
I post vampire porn and random squawks here. You may also be subjected to local news, provided it's absurd, and pictures of my children during their formative years. Politics will be mentioned at times, and it goes without saying those posts will also be absurd.

September 2013
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In the car with Mr. M, I paused in my usual rant about urban sprawl and the proliferation of strip malls to rant about the woman whose campaign for the Senate seems to consist mostly of broad hints that her opponent may be (GASP! HORROR!!) gay.

Mr. M: Doesn't she also want to make masturbation illegal?
Me: I don't know, but good luck with that.
Mr. M: Well, she could always arrest everyone who wears glasses.

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