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I post vampire porn and random squawks here. You may also be subjected to local news, provided it's absurd, and pictures of my children during their formative years. Politics will be mentioned at times, and it goes without saying those posts will also be absurd.

September 2013
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Old guy explains cheap contraception to us stupid womenfolk

I suppose if you're holding an aspirin tablet between your knees you can't get your legs wide enough apart for intercourse, but somehow I don't think that's what he meant. Maybe he doesn't understand how this whole sex thing works?

But he's assured us contraception isn't really important, so it doesn't matter anyway. We shouldn't worry our heads about little things like controlling our own bodies and lives.

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